capteinzacharie:
gaycrusader:it only takes 2 ingredients to make a babydoES THAT NOT BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE AT LEAST THERE SHOULD BE SOME FLOUR OR SOMETHINGyeah some self raising flour so we don’t have to deal with the little shits
gaycrusader:
it only takes 2 ingredients to make a babydoES THAT NOT BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE AT LEAST THERE SHOULD BE SOME FLOUR OR SOMETHING
it only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby
doES THAT NOT BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE AT LEAST THERE SHOULD BE SOME FLOUR OR SOMETHING
yeah some self raising flour so we don’t have to deal with the little shits
(via goddamnitobama)
rib-caged:
I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?” MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE.
(via queerspectres)
People normally reinvent themselves when they first go to college. I never made any friends. Can I start reinventing myself now, instead?
tiger-in-the-flightdeck:
My baby brother’s first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was:“Well, yeah. If I had have known they were a boy when we were going out, I would have said I had a boyfriend, not a girlfriend.”He was ten.
My baby brother’s first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was:
“Well, yeah. If I had have known they were a boy when we were going out, I would have said I had a boyfriend, not a girlfriend.”
He was ten.
(via was-soaring-ever-higher)
